Pummeluff

Pummeluff is a friend who sucks at poker but doesn't realize they do.

Goliath: "Hey Pummeluff, could we listen to some Spanish music?"
Pummeluff: "No, sorry. I prefer to hear the excruciating screaming of souls being tortured in hell."

by Cacaolat November 24, 2021

pummelfest

1. A brief instance when a person aggressively strikes at individuals in a group of people (or continually strikes the same person)
2. To have multiple sessions of aggressive, borderline violent sex.

1. Once Freddy found out I stole his yellow crayon, I got my ass handed to me. It was quite a pummelfest until he tuckered out.

2. On Valentine's Day, I could hear George and Sally-May having a pummelfest next door. It went on for hours and I'm almost certain they broke their bed.

by SuperEboy January 24, 2014