When you watch the newest shows and movies and spoil them for your friends and coworkers on numerous occasions.
Gilbert: Hey man, that episode of popular show last night was crazy!
Me: I didn't see..
Gilbert: That part where spoiler spoiler spoiler
Me: Dude I didn't see it!
Gilbert: spoiler spoiler spoiler
ME: Quit Pulling a Gilbert!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"