Pull an EV

When you are so addicted and attractive that you play runescape for 24 hours straight.

Skiddler: I just had a massive wank and you're still online.
Irrelevant person: Yeah, I'm gonna pull an EV. I'm not gonna sleep for 48 hours.
Skiddler: I'm never gonna get a good drop in MCFS.

Pull an EV by Skiddypoo March 15, 2019

pull an Evony 

1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.

Examples of pull an Evony.

1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!

2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!

3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*

pull an Evony by Milo the Great July 15, 2010

Pull an Everett

To suddenly walk/drive away during a conversation or situation without alerting anyone else involved.

Guy 1: 'Hey, so when are we gonna meet up tomorrow for soma those Doritos Locos Tacos?'
Guy 2: (leaves)
Guy 1: 'What a chump! He just pulled an Everett!'
Only chumps can Pull an Everett.

Pull an Everett by Spade230 February 26, 2014

pull an eva smith 

what i want to do

The English exam this morning made me want to pull an Eva Smith.

pull an eva smith by streamthealbumbyblackpink October 3, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004