pull a johnny

when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed

Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.

by johnyylol March 8, 2023

Pull a Johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment

Did you hear what happened to Isaac last night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!

by jd12345 February 9, 2010

Pull A Johnny

To defecate within the interior of someone's refrigerator.

I heard that he fucked my girlfriend at the party so I decided to pull a Johnny in his fridge.

by TikTak1848 July 23, 2017

to pull a johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment

Did you hear what happened to himlast night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!

by jd123456 February 16, 2010

to pull a johnny

to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.

Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.

by hugs4thugs May 1, 2005

to pull a johnny

1. verb. to have a wardrobe consisting of only jersey. thus, making one a jersey whore
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.

Ex.1: "Hey didnt you wear that james jersey yesterday?"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"

Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"

by gangsterworldwide April 22, 2005