Pull a jeff

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.

dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff

by lolathon April 3, 2008

Pull a Jeff

Excessive use of a credit card while ignoring the fact you have to pay the money back

I want to go to Cancun on Spring Break, but have no cash to pay for it, ill just Pull a Jeff.

by Fetal Gerth June 28, 2009

Pull a Jeff

When you find a virgin, who doesnt want to lose her virginity and work at taking her v card until you get it, then you dump her ass and find another virgin.

Mike: Dude i found this little virgin blonde, and I asked her to have sex and she said no.
Austin: Fuck her, pull a jeff on her ass.
Mike: Your right dude i will get on that asap.
Mike: I love virgins but there so hard to find.
Austin: I love tight pussy too.

by Clayton Cock Clit October 21, 2007

Pull a Jeff

1.) To be overly sensitive and overbearing.
2.) Lacking a pair of male genitals.
3.) To cry over a female that doesn't really care about you or want to be with you.
4.) To be a bitch.

Tim: Dude are you crying...
Jim: Yeah man, Christy just dumped me.
Tim: Wait, you guys have been dating for what, two weeks?
Jim: Yah, but I loved her.
Tim: Wow, way to pull a Jeff... pussy.

by voodootaco November 24, 2010

Pull a Jeff

1. Cockblocking during a dope hook up
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment

Dude I was so far in it last night... until my dad decided to pull a Jeff.

by Poonslayer897 October 14, 2016

Pull a Jeff

To get changed in the First-aid/Lifeguard changeroom without closing the door as you feel it is not necessary.

I don't care who sees me I'm totally going to pull a jeff.

by Dominicki~ October 14, 2008

Pull a Jeffrey Dahmer

“Pulling a Jeffrey Dahmer,” is when someone cannibalizes or eats a another humans flesh. First made famous by Kesha’s song “Cannibal,” Jeffrey Dahmer was an American Serial killer who was known for killing his victims and then eating there flesh.

Yeah, I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

Or
I’m so hungry I could pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

by Urmomkindasucksngl July 4, 2021