Pull a Kobe

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When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.

After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.

Pull a Kobe by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009

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Pull A Kobe

When you crash a vehicle specifically a helicopter into a mountain (in a video game).

John: Ooh I was pretty close to that mountain

Pat: Aww man you really suck at flying helicopters in gta. Want me to drive? Keep this up and you might pull a Kobe.

Pull A Kobe by Wattabi Ikinoshi January 8, 2021

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pull a kobe

To get caught cheating and rat out your friend for cheating, even though s/he hasn't gotten caught; similar to the way Kobe announce Shaq cheats on his wife when he got accused of rape.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Nicole?

Yea, her boyfriend found out she was cheating, and she decided to pull a kobe on Mary. Then, Mary's boyfriend dumped her for cheating.

pull a kobe by DWing May 20, 2011

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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