The Pennsylvania pudding pouch is the act of excreting ones manly nectar into a woman's vaginal pouch, then immediately proceeding to eat it out from her meat curtains with a spoon.
"Shit honey, the codom broke! I guess we will have to preform the Pennsylvania pudding pouch."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.