Pubetis 

Pubetis is the King of Pubas, and God of everything there ever was and everything will be.

"Hey dude..."
"What?.."
"Pubetis."

Also use as;

"Hey man, guess what?"
"What?"
"That chick has HUGE pubas!"
"Omfg, you're right!!"

Pubetis by Pubetis September 25, 2009

Pubelished

When your contribution to the English language amounts to your blog or Urban Dictionary.

John thinks he's so great because he's pubelished on Urban Dictionary.

Pubelished by Tex T Editor May 14, 2014

pubetastic

adjective describing a well-sculpted pubic hair art installation.

"I pulled down her panties and there was a to-scale re-creation of the Great Pyramid of Giza...it was pubetastic."

pubetastic by MrFantasy August 18, 2009

pubetic 

A tween/teen who drastically displays the characteristics of being in their peak puberty stages, such as cracking voice, (for guys) or acting really freaking annoying and thinking they are super cool when they have just been in high school for a few days or months.

boys: you can't sing pubetic teen! wait until your voice box is fully developed!

girls: don't worry you're just pubetic right now, it'll go away soon.

pubetic by deederfly April 29, 2012

Pubertis 

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.

Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

Pubertis by jdupon21 January 3, 2010

Pubertised 

Hitting puberty and becoming a teenager. Like the rest of us.

Man 1: Dude you pubertised almost overnight!
Man 2: Yeah

Pubertised by ElfMonster August 24, 2014

The Pubetastical 

A drink you make at a sleepover with your best mate, this drink consists of both parties, urine, semen, spit, pubic hair and any drink of your choice.
The best recommendation is the grape flavoured diet rite from your local IGA.

person 1: "hey man, what did you do at the sleepover last night?"
person 2: "oh, my friend and i drank the Pubetastical.

The Pubetastical by pubetastical_lover987 April 7, 2023