Pubertis

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.

Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

by jdupon21 January 3, 2010

Pubertic

Pubertic, sometimes spelled Pu🅱️ertick, is a term coined by Charlie on 12/4/17. Pubertic is a term that is synonymous with pubescent. Pubertic is used with seventh grade students who are prone to voice cracks, middle school relationships, acne, and greasy underarm and facial hair.

Have you seen Ezra?
Yeah, he's so pubertic.

by banbam December 5, 2017

Pubertizing

The act of going through puberty.

Has Joe started pubertizing yet?

by CEEGER August 24, 2006

pubertize

v. to engage in the long-term act of puberty, to undergo puberty

OR

v. to engage in the act of masturbation

1) Poor little Shaniqua . . she has yet to pubertize because she still stuffs her bra with styrofoam and muffins.

2) Go pubertize yourself!

by chivvy April 27, 2006

Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

puberting

When you are going through puberty.

"Is he depressed or something?"
"No he's just puberting."

by agent_mikasa_voppa January 6, 2017

Pubertizing

The act of going through puberty.

Has Joe started pubertizing yet?

by CEEGER August 24, 2006