psychoanalysis

1) Freudian masturbation
2) Set of very strange ideas about female sexality (I mean penis envy - come on!)
3) Some pretty strange ideas about male sexuality (for example: why you fancied your Mum)
4) The reason your childhood has ruined the rest of your life

Psychoanalysis showed us how Hans fear of horses was because he wanted his father out of the way so that he could crack onto his Mother!

psychoanalysis by James R. March 12, 2006

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psychoanalysis

The ability to use one's psychology in order to practice anal sex with a partner

Don't worry, it doesn't hurt, I will psychoanalyze you with care
Where are you going? I don't need psychoanalysis!
He became a great psychoanalyst after years and years of experience

psychoanalysis by Apollo12 May 13, 2011

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