Pseudobum 

An indentation and puckering of the skin above your bum crack giving the impression of a whole new bumhole!

Q:EWWWW what did I just put my finger in?

A:Oh that's just my pseudobum!
Guys..... did you hear James has a pseudobum?

Pseudobum by pseudobum November 16, 2010

pseudojuana 

A term that can be used to describe anything that looks like marijuana. Oregano and certain types of moss can look like marijuana and can, therefore, be used instead of marijuana to fool people.

I went downtown to score some weed but the mothafucka gave me some pseudojuana, so I shot his ass.

pseudojuana by ChargeItUp April 7, 2006

pseudobulbar affect 

Pseudobulbar affect (PBA) is a medical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of crying or laughing. It is sometimes referred to as emotional lability, pathological crying and laughing or emotional incontinence. An episode of PBA can occur at any time, even in inappropriate social situations.

Two girls who have uncontrollable laughter and weirdness, always on a food adventure with their mascot Starflakes exploring the new world a second at a time. PBA has played a major role in their lives as their PBA always seems to have its effect during presentations and important events. Often laughing hysterical, these two girls have given their time to research more about PBA, introducing it to the new world. PBA is not associated with the Palm Beach university athletics ,Professional bowling association or the Philippine Basketball Association. This is a serious case and must be stopped before cats and dogs take over the world and the next things you know it, we will be seeing flying rainbow unicorns.

#special #toogood #gold #serious #nojoke #updated

Spencer and Tatum were doing a history presentation until Spencer began to laugh uncontrollably in class thus ruining the presentation.

Tatum wanted to ask a girl out but due to his PBA, he got rejected.

pseudobulbar affect is a legit thing.... no joke

pseudobulbar affect by starflakes November 9, 2013

Pseudopimparalysis 

sue-doh-pimp-aralysis (noun) Greek prefix 'pseudo'-fake, English slang 'pimp', English 'paralysis'

1. A condition in which a man's ability to attract women is impaired due to the false delusion of being a pimp.

2. The process resulting in said condition.

Related words:

Pseudopimp (n.)-one who believes he has a way with women when he in fact does not
Pseudopimparalytic (n./adj.)-a sufferer of pseudopimparalysis; adjective relating to the condition
Pseudopimping (v.)-see "pseudopimp"
Pseudopimparalyze (v.)-see main entry

The obnoxious jerk attempted to produce witty pick-up lines but failed miserably, and the girls won't approach him anymore. Therefore, I can deduce that he suffers from pseudopimparalysis.

Pseudopimparalysis by InTheSystem February 5, 2010

pseudokudos

An insincere congratulations offered out of social obligation to someone who has made a terribly unwise, life-altering decision. Pseudokudos usually implies keeping judgement to oneself while feigning sincerity and pretending that a wonderful thing has occurred.

A combination of 'pseudo' and 'kudos.'

"He knocked up the girl he was about to break up with. Rather than telling him what an idiot he was, I kept my opinion to myself and gave him pseudokudos on the new baby."

pseudokudos by freston November 3, 2012

pseudonym 

the username you use for the urban dictionary

pseudonym ツ is my pseudonym

pseudonym by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

pseudobeard 

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

pseudobeard by KosherKid March 13, 2008