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Pseudo Boyfriend

The male best friend of a female. They do everything together but they're not in a relationship.
"Hey what's Liz doing tonight?"

"She's going out to that new bar with her 'Pseudo Boyfriend' and wants to meet up with us later"
Pseudo Boyfriend by RHKP August 13, 2008
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pseudo boyfriend

someone that has never been your boyfriend/girlfriend but you know deep down they would be perfect for you so you resort to being good friends. Sometimes living in different states influence a pseudo sitch.
"Monica don't forget I'm your pseudo boyfriend"

Monica: "I know you are ;)"
pseudo boyfriend by Pseudoboyfriend January 16, 2012

pseudo-boyfriend 

Much like a friend with benefits except the benefits go beyond the sexual sphere. The boy becomes attached and wants both emotional and sexual support from you without any committment. If someone asks, much like friends with benefits, you are not together, just friends. You know, friends who call each other just to say good night, friends who invite each other for holidays, friends who sleepover once a week, friends who have sex and do all other things sexual yet listen to sappy songs in the dark, etc. etc. Really for all intents and purposes you are a couple, but refuse to admit it and pretend everyone else doesn't know it.
Pseudo-boyfriend, "So you wanna hang out tonight." girl, "Yeah sure." P.B, "Well I am hungry so how about we get dinner, maybe go see a movie later." girl, "is it ok if my roommate comes?" p.b, "I just wanted it to be us tonight, I really need to talk to you about some things that have been bothering me and maybe you could stay over tonight" girl,"ok see ya in a bit." Roommate, "so what you up to tonight?" girl, "Just hanging out with __________." Roommate, " right...."
pseudo-boyfriend by c and b August 11, 2005

Pseudo-Boyfriend 

the term used to define a person you or a friend is dating but have not put any labels on.

Ex."who's that guy Jane's making out with?"

"oh thats her Pseudo-boyfriend Chris"
Pseudo-Boyfriend by Jessiye January 11, 2008

Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend 

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

psuedo boyfriend 

A boy that you hang out and hook up with often and you do everything that a couple does, minus the romance and the title to define your relationship. It's an awkward situation because you will eventually have to "break up" even though you were never really dating. See friends with benefits
Friend 1: "So what's goin on with you too?"
Friend 2: "Well, we hang out all the time, hook up, and he gets jealous if I see other guys, but he's just my psuedo boyfriend. We're definitely not dating."
psuedo boyfriend by L love September 4, 2005
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