Providence Catholic

Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.

“Oh you go to Providence Catholic?”

Providence Catholic by Matthew “volleyball” Russo August 11, 2020

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Providence Catholic High School

The greatest high school on planet earth. Located in New Lenox, Illinois. You have to be a complete 10 out of 10 to go there. Its neccesary to be a snobby, white preppy kid to go there too. The students most popularly reign from Orland Park, Homer Glen, Tinley Park, Lockport, or Mokena. The boys act like total hardasses, and the girls are total hoes. Home of the Celtics, the greatest football/baseball/cheerleading/cross country/track/softball/tennis/soccer/hockey teams. The hockey team has the hottest guys. Like, damn. Most of the hockey guys like to take it up the butt from other players in the showers. One of the only high schools in America where the seniors prey on freshman like it's a religion. The band sucks dick. And they smell bad. You need to go to this school, you will never regret it! Oh and fuck saint rita.

Lockport student: oh, you go to providence? do you think you're better than everyone?

Providence Catholic High School student: yes.

Providence Catholic High School by ProviGuy July 30, 2011

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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