Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.
“Oh you go to Providence Catholic?”
by Matthew “volleyball” Russo August 11, 2020
The greatest high school on planet earth. Located in New Lenox, Illinois. You have to be a complete 10 out of 10 to go there. Its neccesary to be a snobby, white preppy kid to go there too. The students most popularly reign from Orland Park, Homer Glen, Tinley Park, Lockport, or Mokena. The boys act like total hardasses, and the girls are total hoes. Home of the Celtics, the greatest football/baseball/cheerleading/cross country/track/softball/tennis/soccer/hockey teams. The hockey team has the hottest guys. Like, damn. Most of the hockey guys like to take it up the butt from other players in the showers. One of the only high schools in America where the seniors prey on freshman like it's a religion. The band sucks dick. And they smell bad. You need to go to this school, you will never regret it! Oh and fuck saint rita.
Lockport student: oh, you go to providence? do you think you're better than everyone?
Providence Catholic High School student: yes.
Providence Catholic High School student: yes.
by ProviGuy July 29, 2011