Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010

Protein Punch

When you cum in a girls mouth who won't swallow and then you punch the back of her neck to get the deed done.

Misty wouldn't swallow so I Protein Punched her and now she says its delicious!!!

by tgiles247 October 26, 2011

Protein Punch

A sexual maneuver in which the male participant ejaculates onto his clenched fist, then proceeds to punch his female companion in the face. A variation of the timeless classic: the jelly roll.

Susan shrieked in horror as Harold cocked his hand back and yelled "Protein Punch!!!!"

by Sailorjeff and Sands June 7, 2011

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.

"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

by Billiejo.r93 November 5, 2012

Protein punch

Go to any gas station and buy 3 fit crunch bars or other big protein bars. Then freeze them and insert all 3 into your anus. After that shit them out and eat them.

Bro I just did the protein punch.

by T bone 15 November 23, 2025