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prostrate 

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1) Stretched out or lying flat with one's face to the ground; or

2) Exhausted, enervated, lacking in will or energy.

Not to be confused with "prostate" (one 'r'), the interior male sexual gland responsible for about two-thirds of the volume of male ejaculate (semen).
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"All hail the power of Jesus' name, let angels prostrate fall...." (18th-Century Protestant hymn).

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prostrate by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
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prostrate 

The prostrate man was trampled by the herd of wild boar.
prostrate by Larstait November 14, 2003

Prostrate 

An alternative word for "prostate," most often used by the gay community. Using this word is often the first sign that someone sucks a lot of dick in his spare time. He also likely does other gay things like put blow up decorations on his lawn to attract small children.
I went to the doctor's today for a prostrate exam. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be until I realized he had both his hands on my shoulders 🤔
Prostrate by lawyerssuck February 1, 2023

Prostrate Exam 

The only time you don't want doc to have two hands...
That was an awkward prostrate exam.
Prostrate Exam by The haydero April 5, 2021
A curse word in the UK. It's very bad to say.
"If you don't like it, you can can suck my proskater" Caddicarus, 2020
proskater by idkwhattoputheremayo October 30, 2020

Prostate Exam 

Prostate Exam is an exam where a doctor digitally examines your prostate.
Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it
Prostate Exam by DD Alwhiney May 18, 2019

Prostate Fizz 

That feeling you get when you see or feel something that makes you horny. It often Pre-empts a Boner. It is felt in the perineum (gooch) for a brief split second. You can only experience this if you have a penis (to my knowledge) also known as penis base fizz.
I came across a pair of titties that I quite enjoyed and the result of this was prostate fizz.
Prostate Fizz by TheRobe February 12, 2013