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Investment Propertunity 

-A property that is a great investment opportunity.

-Dumping money into house renovations, assuming that you will get a large return on investment (ROI).

-Flipping a house
After I remodel this old house, I will prove to my wife just how great of an "Investment Propertunity" it really was!
Investment Propertunity by ECO-AF December 8, 2021

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016

pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
pooportunity by nylek May 6, 2009

Window of Pooportunity 

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

Pooprtunity

Before this road trip, give yourself a pooprtunity
Pooprtunity by BLPOF December 3, 2010

popertunity 

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.
Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
popertunity by crazydudez October 20, 2009