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not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap
not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019
Related Words
Proode pooder prood pooded Poodenda prode prooves prodder Prodegetic Prodegy

Cattle Prodder 

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.
Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!
Cattle Prodder by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.
I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.
not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

turd prodder 

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
turd prodder by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

pooderbutt johnson 

A younger person that spends most of his time lounging around the house only wearing boxer shorts. He enjoys playing video games, YouTube videos, drinking sweet tea and eating sour cream and onion tater chips.
"Look at that pooderbutt johnson. He don't ever wear britches. All he does is play XBox and drink the sweet tea!"
a religion that is based open yourself, and you are your own god (you eat protons a lot) your creators are unknown to this day ; this religion goes back to before the birth of Christ.
taki : are you christian?

lay: no I'm my own religion

taki: what?
lay: I'm proone
taki : woah I'm joining this shiittt
Proone by proone master May 4, 2014