pronting 

When stupid people misspell printing.

Mes and Bel laughed at Soul for typing pronting instead of printing.

pronting by SoulStar January 4, 2015

Pronting

When a kindly person prints your shit for free.

Max asked joe for some pronting so he could go job hunting.

Pronting by Adj77651 August 5, 2026

Protinger

A derogatory term used to describe a white American living on an Island in a Foreign country.

That nasty Protinger is always fucking his dog on the Island of Cozumel

Protinger by SauceFish July 14, 2020

Absentee Printing 

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.

Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.

Absentee Printing by iNetter December 1, 2009

3D Printing

The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly

Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars

This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/

What is 3D printing

3D Printing by Some dude obsessed with tech March 17, 2017

Printing Press 

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.

"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"

Printing Press by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

Ponting 

Pointing, the act of sustained bouncing of the heel by continued straining and relaxation of the Achelous tendon.

As he sits there ponting at his options, he started to develop a cramp.

Ponting by ExtendedDictionaryMan September 10, 2018