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One who abuses drugs to the extent that their brain becomes a pile of shit.
-"Does your hardware store sell rolling machines?"
-"No, you motherfucking pronkus. It's a fucking hardware store."
pronkus by Kyle Mcnair February 11, 2007
A large penis. Usually refers to one with with a large penis that snakes onto other mens girlfriends.
That padjo snake has a large pronkus
Pronkus by Pronki August 21, 2011

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually
“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”
prongus blongus by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand
Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.
honkus ponkus by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020

poronkusema 

Way to mesure how long something is. Word to word reindeer’s pee. Its how far away reindeer can run before it has to pee.
Hey dude i think that’s like poronkusema from us.
poronkusema by Poronkusema March 30, 2020
when you don't know what you're promising
She wanted me to promise, but I had to pronuse.
pronuse by The icy beard August 10, 2015
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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