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One who abuses drugs until their entire brain melts
Someone who writes his name on his baggies and brings them to school (Kyle McNair) is a pronkus.
pronkus by KyleMcNair March 23, 2007
Words you can keep
One who abuses drugs to the extent that their brain becomes a pile of shit.
-"Does your hardware store sell rolling machines?"
-"No, you motherfucking pronkus. It's a fucking hardware store."
pronkus by Kyle Mcnair February 11, 2007
A large penis. Usually refers to one with with a large penis that snakes onto other mens girlfriends.
That padjo snake has a large pronkus
Pronkus by Pronki August 21, 2011

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually
“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”
prongus blongus by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand
Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.
honkus ponkus by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020

poronkusema 

Way to mesure how long something is. Word to word reindeer’s pee. Its how far away reindeer can run before it has to pee.
Hey dude i think that’s like poronkusema from us.
poronkusema by Poronkusema March 30, 2020
when you don't know what you're promising
She wanted me to promise, but I had to pronuse.
pronuse by The icy beard August 10, 2015
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