Profrement

Profrement is when one is ok with fear and proud that they are not perfect. It is and understanding that not everyone including ones self is not prefect and that it is not only ok but a human response to have fears and that they are proud to be who they are.

In the face of challenges, Mary embraced her profrement, acknowledging her fears and imperfections with pride, then took a deep breath and jumped in the sea.

by ZoeSally January 1, 2024

Problemental

(adj) When a person, group, or other collective makes a decision(s) or commit action(s) that present problems for them and/or others which would tend to make an unbiased third party observer believe the perpetrator(s) is(are) mentally unstable.

"Joann's tendency to throw up after she eats is very problemental."

"Stevo has been so problemental lately; his irrational behaviors are quite disconcerting."

"The NRA's defense of guns after the Sandy Hawk Massacre is very problemental."

by The Concerned Citizen January 16, 2013

Procurement

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

by silentthread November 19, 2010

Provement

The action of tinkering with existing technologies to determine their best fit and working relationship in connection to larger networks or devices in an actual operating system. Provement occurs outside of theory, and relates to practice and anti-fragility.

"We conducted a pilot test of the batteries and the generators so that the provement process could take place in a working radio network."

by Bosworth Squirrels January 21, 2013

Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024