Profatard

Professional Fucking Retard. i.e One displaying insanely bad judgement whilst driving in front of me.

"That damn profatard just cut me off!!"

by listen-to-da-b August 17, 2003

Predatard

An individual captured more than once on the show, "To Catch A Predator".

"Remember the guy who showed up with the six pack of Zima and the condoms last season? The freakin' predatard just got busted again!"

by Kubbie November 18, 2009

Protard

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

by prosavage August 21, 2021

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004

prototard

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.

You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.

by comagroper January 19, 2010

protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010