Profatard

Professional Fucking Retard. i.e One displaying insanely bad judgement whilst driving in front of me.

"That damn profatard just cut me off!!"

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Predatard

An individual captured more than once on the show, "To Catch A Predator".

"Remember the guy who showed up with the six pack of Zima and the condoms last season? The freakin' predatard just got busted again!"

Predatard by Kubbie November 18, 2009

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A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

Protard by prosavage August 21, 2021

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Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

protard by Godspeed December 5, 2004

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The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.

You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.

prototard by comagroper January 19, 2010

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Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

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Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

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