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profanisaurus 

Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.
profanisaurus by Nick-N August 17, 2016
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profanisaurus 

more fun than urban dictionary
lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.
profanisaurus by Hugh Jampton September 12, 2003
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Profanisaurus 

A dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year
Includes words like Fuck Cunt Wank Bastard Ass Shit Minge Japseye Inbread and plenty more
Profanisaurus by Bob March 26, 2005

profanasaurus 

the profanasaurus is a dictionary of words that only exist in this book. everyword in this book is horrible and ffun to use... all profanity
dude have u read the profanasaurus
yeah man its gross.
wooooo!
profanasaurus by deiselmark May 21, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026