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verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
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Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...
Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!
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Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!
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You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
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