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iPhone 13 pro max 

A pretty superior iPhone albeit repetitive but knowing apple this is no surprise

Hell, most people have got iPhone anyway so just pick this one
iPhone 13 pro max is truly a beautiful phone much better than whatever android/samsungs got going on tbh

IPhone 11 Pro Max 

A phone that has gone too far. Another word for this is "rip off".
"The IPhone 11 Pro Max is just the start"

iPhone 15 Pro Max 

iPhone 11 Pro Max 

The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.
Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.

Super Straight XS Pro Max 

You're straight af, to the point you only biological females are visible to you.
Girl: "I like this guy's shirt, would love to see you wearing his style."
Guy: "Can't see him, I'm Super Straight XS Pro Max"