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King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
Related Words

Snow Pinking 

The act of knowingly and purposely spreading syphilis and gorarrea to others around the holiday season. This is usually done at office, workplace and school Christmas parties. In the twisted mind of the snow pinker, they are merely giving the gift that keeps giving.
Hey, pal, don't hook up with that holiday hottie! She's been snow pinking since she got here! Last year, she caught me under the mistletoe, and when she was finished with me, it took MONTHS before I could pee without fear again!!!
Snow Pinking by mfnman1269 January 16, 2011

pronking 

From the word pronk, used to indicate good or very.
Pronking is a term everyone in Virginia's 11th district uses!
pronking by Mo4567 May 13, 2008

street punking it 

When a person sleeps outside in a public place because they either got kicked out of their home or they don't feel like going home (And sometimes they just feel like it). Mostly occurs among teenagers in suburban areas. Many kids street punk it in groups at places like elementary school playgrounds and behind grocery stores or shopping malls.
He was street punking it at the playground last night because his mom was on crack.
street punking it by You Animal October 26, 2006
Verb.
1. It's a thing when a woman is aroused so much that her labia presents itself.

2. Something fun to say aloud in the middle of a quiet office setting.
1. Joe - "Are you okay, Lauren."

Lauren - "I'm pinking so bad right now."

2.

Ali - "What do you think you're going to order from seamless?"

Meghan- "I was thinking Thai..."

Casey - "Pinking!"
Pinking by Les Vinyl July 23, 2013
1. a male prison inmate fucking another male prison inmate in the ass
2. succesfully playing a practical joke on someone

Originally, the word "punk" was prison slang, meaning the first defintion. the second comes from the idea that fucking someone in the ass is a sign of disrespect (such as male dogs humping one another to show dominance, instead of sexual attraction, which could very well be the motive behind prison rape as well)
"here come' bubba, you 'bout to get f'd in the a' ok?"
punking by Honest Jackson November 9, 2004