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to paint a picasso 

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.
That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.
to paint a picasso by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011

paint the pickle 

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.
Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.
paint the pickle by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

paint your picture 

Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody
Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?

Picaso Paint Job

Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.
" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."
Picaso Paint Job by Robbie Cano August 23, 2009

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.
Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

paint your back like Piccaso

The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back
I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight