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A more tame version of a dick pic, usually paired up with gray sweatpants
Girl: Hey can I get a print pic
Guy: Say less
Print Pic by Zzzack777 November 7, 2021
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to paint a picasso 

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.
That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.
to paint a picasso by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011

paint the pickle 

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.
Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.
paint the pickle by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

paint your picture 

Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody
Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?

Picaso Paint Job

Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.
" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."
Picaso Paint Job by Robbie Cano August 23, 2009

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.
Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

paint your back like Piccaso

The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back
I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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