Primordial soup

The theory that a concoction of inorganic compounds placed in the right environment can create life.

Started as primordial soup and now we here
*highfive

we technology addicts now, take that dumb soup

by f£00f€R June 25, 2018

Primordial pouch

that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant

person 1: yo is your cat pregnant
person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch
Person 1: WTF is that

by Walrus64 February 16, 2021

Primordial Bush

A pubic bush on either the male, female or anything in between that has been neglected so long that it has never once been trimmed, shaved, waxed or maintained in anyway.
It is often seen raging out of control and in some instances it may be visible without the removal of ones clothes.

Tommy: So I was going down on this fat chick last night when i noticed she had a primordial bush going on. Nonetheless i proceeded with caution.

Matt: GET SOME!!!

by ziggyfreshsexbot January 19, 2011

primordial dwarf

incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height

christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that primordial dwarf?!
emma: yes!! she is soooo tiny! :"omgzz~"

by HoTTiiieZ May 14, 2007

primordial triggering

being triggered to the point that your very soul screams in your moment of frustration and anguish

Person 1: Did Tony just address Juan as "him" instead of his gender-fluid pronoun?

Person 2: Yes, and it triggers Juan on a Primordial level.

Person 1: Thats one hell of a Primordial Triggering

by DabbingDaddy69 April 13, 2018

Primordial soup

To cum in a belly button.

When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup.

by Djinn305 May 27, 2014

Primordial ooze

Disgusting ooze that's been here for a really long time.

Davis looked like primordial ooze on Smallville when he came out of his spaceship during season 8

by primordial_ooze April 3, 2009