Prgrass

Smoking grass that looks purple, or dead.

Me and Aaron spent 3 hours just doing prgrass.

Prgrass by Fat Nuk369 October 23, 2019

prograsstinate 

To participate in meaningless activities, such as playing video games or Twitter, instead of mowing the grass when you know it really needs to be cut.

I know I need to mow my grass, but I'd rather prograsstinate now, and do it next week.

prograsstinate by Frenchie619 July 14, 2010

prograsstinate 

Smoking marijuana as a means of avoiding responsibility

You have a lot of work tonight? Yeah man, I prograsstinated all weekend.

prograsstinate by jznny June 15, 2012

Prograsstinate 

To continuously put off yard work for another time, esp. mowing the lawn.

Bob said that he will mow the lawn tomorrow in an effort to prograsstinate this painstaking work.

Prograsstinate by TimMIHS October 5, 2010

prograss bar 

The act of checking toilet paper between each wipe after a bowel movement.

"Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"

prograss bar by Ironballs September 7, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020