Prgrass

Smoking grass that looks purple, or dead.

Me and Aaron spent 3 hours just doing prgrass.

Prgrass by Fat Nuk369 October 23, 2019

prograsstinate 

To participate in meaningless activities, such as playing video games or Twitter, instead of mowing the grass when you know it really needs to be cut.

I know I need to mow my grass, but I'd rather prograsstinate now, and do it next week.

prograsstinate by Frenchie619 July 14, 2010

prograsstinate 

Smoking marijuana as a means of avoiding responsibility

You have a lot of work tonight? Yeah man, I prograsstinated all weekend.

prograsstinate by jznny June 15, 2012

Prograsstinate 

To continuously put off yard work for another time, esp. mowing the lawn.

Bob said that he will mow the lawn tomorrow in an effort to prograsstinate this painstaking work.

Prograsstinate by TimMIHS October 5, 2010

prograss bar 

The act of checking toilet paper between each wipe after a bowel movement.

"Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"

prograss bar by Ironballs September 7, 2024