That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of stuff in common with. She could be your soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're best friend's already going out with her.
Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?
Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.
Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!
Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.