Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

by AEI January 11, 2008

premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

by csepulv October 4, 2007

premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B

Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(

by chaekirbz December 10, 2016

premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.

Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.

by cccccchris January 2, 2014

premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008