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premature echoculation 

When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand
That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!
Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008

Premelture Echoculation 

When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.
Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.

Premature eChatulation 

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.
Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.

Premature echeckulation

When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."

Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Premature echeckulation by Julicles October 21, 2013

Premature eHAculation 

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.
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