Pregnoid

A clever portmanteau of "pregnant" and "paranoid"; generally used by females to describe the unsettling feeling following an unsafe (hetero)sexual act.

The condom broke? Fuck, I'm gonna be pregnoid this month!

by IUarileya February 23, 2011

pregnoid

Term used to describe a pregnant woman who exhibits salient signs pregnancy, such as a bulbous belly or being achy and bitchy.

Check out that herd of pregnoids leaving the clinic.

by DanMan101 December 26, 2008