pregnoid 

Term used to describe a pregnant woman who exhibits salient signs pregnancy, such as a bulbous belly or being achy and bitchy.

Check out that herd of pregnoids leaving the clinic.

pregnoid by DanMan101 December 26, 2008

Pregnoid 

A clever portmanteau of "pregnant" and "paranoid"; generally used by females to describe the unsettling feeling following an unsafe (hetero)sexual act.

The condom broke? Fuck, I'm gonna be pregnoid this month!

Pregnoid by IUarileya February 23, 2011

PregnAIDS 

When you have a one night stand, and both impregnate and contract AIDS from your partner.

Hey sweetie, I know we haven't talked in a month, but I thought you should know I'm pregnant, and it's yours. Oh yeah, and I have AIDS. Call your lawyer and your doctor, you're PregnAIDS.

PregnAIDS by Brewer Matt X October 25, 2013

Vice-Pregnidency 

The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.

Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!

Vice-Pregnidency by artfulmark November 29, 2009

preganoid 

Paranoid of being pregnant

Stop being preganoid Katie, just because your boobs hurt and you feel sick, it doesn't mean you have a baby up in your pregnodes.

preganoid by Trumpet Face January 20, 2017