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pregnoid

Term used to describe a pregnant woman who exhibits salient signs pregnancy, such as a bulbous belly or being achy and bitchy.
Check out that herd of pregnoids leaving the clinic.
by DanMan101 December 26, 2008
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Pregnoid

A clever portmanteau of "pregnant" and "paranoid"; generally used by females to describe the unsettling feeling following an unsafe (hetero)sexual act.
The condom broke? Fuck, I'm gonna be pregnoid this month!
by IUarileya February 23, 2011
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PregnAIDS

When you have a one night stand, and both impregnate and contract AIDS from your partner.
Hey sweetie, I know we haven't talked in a month, but I thought you should know I'm pregnant, and it's yours. Oh yeah, and I have AIDS. Call your lawyer and your doctor, you're PregnAIDS.
by Brewer Matt X October 25, 2013
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Vice-Pregnidency

The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.
Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!
by artfulmark November 29, 2009
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preganoid

Stop being preganoid Katie, just because your boobs hurt and you feel sick, it doesn't mean you have a baby up in your pregnodes.
by Trumpet Face January 20, 2017
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