Prefiring 

When you take your penis out of your pants and start urinating while walking to the toilet

"I was PREFIRING and I pissed on the family dog."
Noun: prefire (present tense)
Verb: prefire (pretense), prefiring (pretense tense), prefired (past tense)

Prefiring by George_Floyd6000 April 22, 2025

Spatial Profiling

Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.

The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.

Spatial Profiling by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010

prefacing 

The act of getting extremely drunk or "shitfaced" prior to attending an event. Also known as extreme pregamming.

Dave got so drunk prefacing the party that security wouldn't even let him in the door.

prefacing by the heat April 9, 2012

Facebook Profiling 

Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.

John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"

Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"

Facebook Profiling by mbocse September 17, 2010

Felon Profiling 

is the inclusion of previous criminal history or convictions when determining whether a person is considered likely to commit a particular type of crime or an illegal act or to behave in a "predictable" manner. It should not be confused with the more comprehensive Offender Profiling, Psychological Profiling or Racial Profiling. It is believed that as we move deeper into the 21st century, the practice has the potential to become more controversial among the general public. The practice of Felon Profiling is commonly abused by law enforcement as they interact and come into contact with the ever increasing number of convicted felons, many of whom harbor harsh feelings of felony disenfranchisement and social out casting due to their treatment in main stream society as felons.

The officer used felon profiling when he shot me and assumed I was armed.

Felon Profiling by FelonHelper June 2, 2009

Penis profiling 

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!

Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!

Penis profiling by KC, MFD & Big Sister T March 24, 2008

Preparing for Rain 

Spiritual/motivational phrase derived from a story of 2 farmers. Both farmers prayed for rain but yet only one farmer prepared his crops and field to recieve the rain. Ask yourself, "Which farmer believed?"

Prepare yourself for what you wish & pray for as actions speak louder than words.

EXXX

Professional athlete: I was preparing for rain when I spent all those hard spent hours @ the gym when no one believed in me.

Preparing for Rain by 12Die4 December 27, 2008