A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.

Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!

Preying Mantis by Layssiege February 9, 2010

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Praying Flamingo

the act of "tea-bagging" while on one foot and simultaneously praying the Hail Mary.

Her mom is very religious. Therefore, only the praying flamingo was appropriate.

Praying Flamingo by blink 5123 May 25, 2010

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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess by P Lopez May 30, 2006

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praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

praying at the porcelin alter by PeeBee February 18, 2004

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