Preaying

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To both pray on someones downfall and be hunted at the same time

Person 1: you hear what happened to Jim?
Person 2: yea he was Preaying

Preaying by Mongolian polar besr January 25, 2022

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Preaying

To both pray on someones downfall and be hunted at the same time

Person 1: you hear what happened to Jim?
Person 2: yea he was Preaying

Preaying by Mongolian polar besr January 25, 2022

praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

praying for impotence by YAWA July 31, 2020

Preying Mantis

A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.

Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!

Preying Mantis by Layssiege February 9, 2010

Praying Flamingo

the act of "tea-bagging" while on one foot and simultaneously praying the Hail Mary.

Her mom is very religious. Therefore, only the praying flamingo was appropriate.

Praying Flamingo by blink 5123 May 25, 2010

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess by P Lopez May 30, 2006

praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

praying at the porcelin alter by PeeBee February 18, 2004

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026