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Preschool 

Wack, shitty, boring, immature in an undesirable way
Man this event is preschool who tf wants to do this shit???!!!!!?????!!!!???
Preschool by YuOfTheNight March 19, 2021

preschool 

Older than old school. Way x 10^6 back in the day.
Eric Clapton's records have always been kinda old school, but that latest joint is preschool.
preschool by Jeff Stewart April 14, 2004

Preschool 

The best type of school.

You don’t have to wake up at early times, and the only thing you do is learn the alphabet, make stuff, and take naps (if the preschool in question goes for the full school day).

Kids go there at around age 3-5
Person 1: I wish i could go to preschool again, high school sucks!
Person 2: Same!

Preschool songs 

Those asshole licking limericks you used to sing in preschool
"Clean up clean up every body every where clean up clean up every body do your share"

Things as simple as
"No cuts no butts no coconuts"

Any of these preschool songs can work as well as long as spoken in a childish voice with a strong but not forceful tone

Preschool Relationship 

When People handle a relationship like they are still in preschool.

A really awkward relationship to be around.

Consists of Awkward holding hands, arms around each other, kissing or anything else that just makes the atmosphere really awkward and is unecessary
There in such a preschool relationship, every time they see each other they shyly just say hey and look down. Then proceed to wrap their arms around each other.

JIM: Do they always have to hold hands or awkwardly hold on to each other.
JAN:Of course they do they are in a preschool relationsship

If you ever think my relationship is becoming a preschool relationship, punch me in the face.

preschool dropout 

Somebody so unbelievably dumb you swear that they must have dropped out of preschool.
5th Grader In 2010: "Justin Bieber's audience are all preschool dropouts! LOL!"
preschool dropout by E hates Q September 22, 2018
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trucker's tan 

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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