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Pre-Porn 

Videos, pictures, or anything else watched before more intensive porn, then most often followed by ejaculation. Pre-Porn material does not have to qualify as actual pornographic material.
I'm watching the show friends for Pre-Porn lol.

Anyone down for some Pre-Porn?

Not really in the mood to beat off but I'm bored... Pre-Porn time.
Pre-Porn by Happy1 November 13, 2012
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Pre-Porn 

Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.
"how long do you masturbate?"

"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
Pre-Porn by ElCrapo April 18, 2017

pre-term necrophiliac porn 

Pro-life posters of aborted fetuses
Person A: Choose life! (while holding a picture of an aborted fetus)

Person B: Please stop peddling your pre-term necrophiliac porn
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026