Pre-Porn

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Videos, pictures, or anything else watched before more intensive porn, then most often followed by ejaculation. Pre-Porn material does not have to qualify as actual pornographic material.

I'm watching the show friends for Pre-Porn lol.

Anyone down for some Pre-Porn?

Not really in the mood to beat off but I'm bored... Pre-Porn time.

Pre-Porn by Happy1 November 13, 2012

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Pre-Porn

Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.

"how long do you masturbate?"

"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."

Pre-Porn by ElCrapo April 18, 2017

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pre-term necrophiliac porn

Pro-life posters of aborted fetuses

Person A: Choose life! (while holding a picture of an aborted fetus)

Person B: Please stop peddling your pre-term necrophiliac porn

pre-term necrophiliac porn by Buster Hymen 84 September 11, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026