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Jar of Aborted Fetuses
A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.
Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
Jar of Aborted Fetuses by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019
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fetusash
fetusash by hahahahmichaelcliffordishot May 30, 2021
fetussatann
mmm this person is so hilarious, a literal comedian and is so smart, they're always there for you when needed, y'all will have the most fun conversations ever and they'll never make you feel annoying for something you're excited about! Though sometimes they don't answer you can't stay mad at them, fetussatann is perfect and you'll love em <3
fetussatann by fetussatann best friend 👭 March 23, 2021
Fetusus
Fetusus by Medium Mac May 2, 2022
fetusship
"Lauren has been a member of that church since before she was born. Her fetusship has been much appreciated."
fetusship by Carissa Lea December 28, 2008
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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