Powerchip

A product full of bullshit promises, produced by a con-man.

I almost bought a Powerchip but then I realised I'd rather get AIDS and die.

by Deceivr December 15, 2010

Powerchip

A company in Australia owned by a cunt named Wayne Besanko that scams people out of their money to put a useless "performance chip" in their cars. Wayne has a 3 inch penis, and will threaten to sue you if you are unhappy with his product, however the cunt couldn't afford the worst attorney on the planet.

Google: Wayne Besanko or Powerchip

by lakjdflkajdflakj December 17, 2010

powerthirst

Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!

Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!
MENERGY!!!!

by Andrew Da SIlva July 29, 2007

powerphile

An unrecognized and socially denied sexual abberation characterized by anyone who must have inappropriate power over another. Usually the abusers social title,teacher, boss, politician,manager, parent, police officer etc. The socialized abuse is justified in rules and laws lacking in a moral compass, enabling said abuser to practice institutional morality as opposed to personal morality.Power being the ultimate aphrodesiac, explaines how this disorder permeates social institutions in denial of said disorder. Social institutions reward this behavior thus enabling the continuance of the pathology.

A powerphile detective and the state governor both gave one another a knowing glance as the prisoner was electrocuted, rendering both eith an erection and a desire for more.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Powerthirst

See crystal meth.

It's like crystal meth in a can!
It's crystal meth in a can!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!

Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova.

by Scintilla October 12, 2008

powerthirst

It's like crystal meth in a can
It's crystal meth in a can

Powerthirst is crystal meth.

by Barefoot Yoshi January 2, 2008

powertrip

The rush one gets when he or she is promoted to a very high and authoritative position in a company's corporate hierarchy and eventually becomes an asshole.

"Watchout for the powertrip. Jack just got promoted as a corporate director for our firm"

by ShazzSpazz July 26, 2005