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Microwave Power Plants

Beaming energy like a sci-fi Wi-Fi router from hell. These systems generate electricity (likely from solar in space or ground-based fusion) and convert it into a focused beam of microwaves. This beam is transmitted wirelessly over long distances—for example, from a solar satellite in orbit to a receiving rectenna (rectifying antenna) on Earth—where it's converted back into grid electricity. It's the solution for powering remote bases, disaster zones, or entire cities without cables, but the idea of firing megawatt microwave beams through the atmosphere makes people understandably nervous.
*Example: "The moon base gets its power from microwave power plants—solar arrays on the lunar equator beam it up as microwaves to satellites, which then beam it down to our outpost at the pole. Just don't walk through the receiving zone without your protective suit unless you fancy being cooked from the inside."
Microwave Power Plants by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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UV Power Plants

A niche but brutal form of energy capture focused on the high-energy end of the light spectrum. These plants use specialized photovoltaic cells or thermal systems tuned to efficiently absorb ultraviolet light, which is more energetic than visible light. This is particularly useful in space (where UV isn't filtered by an atmosphere) or on planets with thin ozone layers. They represent a more specialized, high-efficiency form of solar power that ignores the visible light we see, instead harvesting the more powerful, invisible rays that give you sunburns.
*Example: "On Titan, the dim sunlight makes normal solar panels useless. But the high-altitude UV is still strong, so our entire outpost runs on UV power plants with collectors on the mountain peaks, soaking up the invisible rays that pierce the haze."
UV Power Plants by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026