powderkeg

this situation is not stable, shit is about to hit the fan.

john: "i just stuffed a stick of dynamite down my pants. watch me breath fire!" *takes a swig of butanol and holds up a lighter*
ben: "this is a powderkeg, im getting the hell out of here."

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 8, 2008

Powderkeg

Inhaling a line of cocaine while simultaneously doing a whipit.

She got first place during the Wook Olympics for her powderkeg skills

by BarryCat June 3, 2024

colombian powderkeg

n. - The act of placing a candle next to your partner's ass, then blowing crack into the candle, creating a large fireball that torches the ass.

Boy: Hey Suzie, wanna try the colombian powderkeg?
Suzie: What's that?
Boy: You'll have a hot ass after I'm done 😏

by The Vladiator May 5, 2017

powdered my cakes

When a guy cums on your ass

Powdered my cakes - ryan Totally powdered my cakes

by Sex master 2000 March 12, 2018

Five Powdered Donuts

Powdered donuts is a joke from a Fanfiction on ao3 (Powdered Sugar by purplezipper) using the slash ship RanPoe. 5 powdered donuts were stacked onto Poe’s dick and Ranpo ate them off.

Person 1: Bro, my mom bought me five powdered donuts today 💀
Person 2: kys what.

by Inspector gadget <3 May 27, 2023

Bring in the powdered wigs

An exclamation made when one has decided to take their personal conflicts to the next level by getting the law involved and filing a civil suit.

-That guy wouldn't compensate me for damages caused by his wet floor, so I chose to Bring in the Powdered Wigs.

by Psycloned January 11, 2012

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

by Danjazone November 29, 2019