lazystupidandcorrupt's definitions

tickle tactics

to attack someone with tickles rather than real hits, for fear of losing their friendship if you hurt them seriously. also used just for fun to bother people.

I was going to punish her arm with birthday licks, but i decided tickle tactics might be better.

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

squeeblejim

used in a popular Ann Fraistat play about a defective detective, squeeblejim was used by the protagonist as a way of describing how he felt in an offbeat manner. Ann Fraistat is a talented writer from the DC area.

Johnson: OH MY GOD! you were just shot! how do you feel, det. Pimbly?
det. Pimbly: squeeblejim, Rick. just plain squeeblejim.

by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008

squeeblejim

how do you feel right now?

Psychiatrist: How do you feel right now?
Detective Pimbley: squeeblejim.

by lazystupidandcorrupt December 24, 2007

xipe totec

aztec god that wore the skin of his victims. made famous by aztec festival where hottest guy in town dances his way all around the city, up the highest temple, where he is killed and skinned (or vice verca) by the priest, who then wears the skin until it decomposes.

art history student: did you see that xipe totec sculpture.
normal person: oh god, please never mention that ever again.

by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008

mirah

one of the best lyrical artists you never heard of. or maybe you have. she lives out on the west coast, and puts on quite a show. apparently jewish and a lesbian according to wikipedia.

hipster guy: did you go to the mirah concert in dc last night?
hipster girl: no, i was busy masturbating.

by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008

birthday licks

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).

Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008

powderkeg

this situation is not stable, shit is about to hit the fan.

john: "i just stuffed a stick of dynamite down my pants. watch me breath fire!" *takes a swig of butanol and holds up a lighter*
ben: "this is a powderkeg, im getting the hell out of here."

by lazystupidandcorrupt February 8, 2008