Povolate

Cheap imitation chocolate sold through discount stores, often bought as a gift from your granny. From povo and Chocolate

Is that Povolate you are eating, Cadburys only costs 45p, you must be well povo.

Povolate by Gilberto R April 23, 2008

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

poolates by Difose October 16, 2008

Povulate 

That time of the month when you don't have any cash due to cash flow problems or an influx of bills.

vb. Povulating
n. Povulation

1. I am saving my money as I expect to povulate within the next few days

2. Jasper won't be attending tonight. He is povulating

Povulate by Hoagie McHoags July 3, 2012