Potato pal 

Potato pals are not friends but potato they are there for you when you need them. Potato pals don’t care of you look they care about the inside.Potato pals often understand everything.

Monty-(texting on a group chat): we can still be potato pals!
Group chat: Yesss

Potato pal by The_realbillgates February 24, 2019

Pale potato 

Someone with very pale skin yet a Devine peel

Eva is a pale potato

Pale potato by Palepotato May 5, 2017

Potentially pallitable potato 

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.

"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"

Potentially pallitable potato by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022

Potatopants 

When one of heavy weight wears tight pants to the extent where it's so wrinkled that it looks like a potato.

*At Wal-Mart

Me: Well shit, there's potatopants everywhere.

Potatopants by Reeceisgay January 28, 2014

potatosalad 

a very delicious meal

i like eat potatosalad

potatosalad by papi chulo 6969 September 27, 2018

Potatosalad310 

This famous man doesnt stfu sometimes when he is singing. He goes on about random shit because he has a shitty 2001 laptop that can handle roblox at 2fps. He loves to ERP with 45 year old Neckbeards because he may possibly be gay. He also lies about wanting Genshin Impact and wants to get a nintendo switch instead of a PC

Friend: "You should install Genshin Impact!"
Potatosalad310: "I'm too busy holding my cock in my hand while erp'ing with older men!"

Potatosalad310 by Nin9 January 27, 2021

potatopoly 

A cartelly thing but for perfect potatoes for French fries

I think a potatopoly exists.

potatopoly by Broke Prophet February 2, 2022