A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate
pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these
people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their
phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These
people are most often
female, have not gotten their first period yet act
like they do, and receive the
kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.
Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you
see what
Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE
