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Pot Toast 

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
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pot hole toast 

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.
Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast
pot hole toast by Pbaddy December 13, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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