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posterize 

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a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.
"Wow that guy just got posterized!"
posterize by j-la August 22, 2003
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Posterize 

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To sexually “destroy” someone in bed with some sweet mighty force.
What did you guys do last night? Dude I completely posterized her last night.
Posterize by Megafart55 February 11, 2020
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Related Words
Posterized • posterize • Posterize Moisturize • Potterized • pesterize • Porterized • Porterize • poserize • Postedized • postergize

posterize

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the act of someone clipping their victims back with clothes pins onto a wall
what happened to your back
i got posterized

ay boss should why posterize him
posterize by flixs205 April 2, 2026
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Posterize Moisturize 

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When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.
A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!
Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016
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Postertizing 

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Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.
Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.
Postertizing by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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ponderize 

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The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015
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fosterize 

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the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction
Damn, you sure did fosterize that welcome mat Patrick!
Did you see the way he fosterized that car?
fosterize by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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