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postcount 

Another gauge used by forum failures of a person's netcock. Doesn't necessarily prove contribution to said forum, but does prove how little of a life the poster has. Can reach the tens of thousands for the true fuckups.
Wow, a 10,000 postcount! He must be a well respected member of this forum...

*click*

Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.
postcount by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003
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Postcount 

Postcount, or "post count": Is the total sum of combined posts a registered user has contributed to a specific internet forum or message board he/she is registered to.

Used widespread on internet message boards, the conjunction of the two words: "post" & "count" was established to define what is postcount, as we know it.
a) Members with a postcount in access of 100, may have an avatar

b) Five, is a low postcount for someone who has been registered here for over a year.
Postcount by Brinnie April 24, 2005

Postcon Blues 

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.
Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.
Postcon Blues by LosahLosah June 29, 2011

Postcoital Bliss 

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.
We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".
Postcoital Bliss by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

Postcoital Confusion 

The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.
Larry asked me if I loved him and in my postcoital confusion I said yes.
To give your child a chair for Hanukkah.
I postconned my son last year, he got so depressed that his grades fell so low that he wasn't accepted into Harvard.
Postcon by I got a Chair December 23, 2008

Post Count 

Used to show how big a forum user's e-penis is.
"Remember kids, the higher your post count, the bigger your penis"!
Post Count by Exc3$$ March 22, 2009
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