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postcount++ 

A tactic on online forums usually consisting of posting the words 'postcount++' or some variation in order to raise the post count. Used usually by spammers or people who have a low post count. This will continue until the poster becomes bored, they are warned or banned.
Spammer: postcount++
Moderator: Banned
postcount++ by Anomaly1 May 19, 2005

postcount 

Another gauge used by forum failures of a person's netcock. Doesn't necessarily prove contribution to said forum, but does prove how little of a life the poster has. Can reach the tens of thousands for the true fuckups.
Wow, a 10,000 postcount! He must be a well respected member of this forum...

*click*

Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.
postcount by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003

Postcount 

Postcount, or "post count": Is the total sum of combined posts a registered user has contributed to a specific internet forum or message board he/she is registered to.

Used widespread on internet message boards, the conjunction of the two words: "post" & "count" was established to define what is postcount, as we know it.
a) Members with a postcount in access of 100, may have an avatar

b) Five, is a low postcount for someone who has been registered here for over a year.
Postcount by Brinnie April 24, 2005
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