Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time

Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??

by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Post Malone

American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..

"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"

by IG:mexican.ratita December 18, 2017

Post Malone

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.

Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

by A Human Male July 12, 2018

post malone

Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.

Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!

by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017

Post Malone

A very unique American rapper because he's white yet raps about drugs, sex and being rich but the twist is that he also looks homeless at the same time.

"How does Post Malone look rich and homeless at the same time?"

by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018