Post Nut
Post Nut is when you regret jerking off to something so bad you cry and never want to see your tiny cock again.
Post Nut by funnymanbro April 22, 2022
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post nut
Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.
Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.
post nut by PapasFritas March 22, 2023
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Post-Nut
John: *watches porn*
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
Post-Nut by minnaemilia October 16, 2019
Post-Nut Depression
Post-Nut Depression by Pastalino January 8, 2017
Post Nut Clarity
The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018
post-nut clarity
that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to
*definition number 3
*definition number 3
post-nut clarity by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017
Post Nut Syndrome
Abbreviated - PNS - A slang word for Post-coital tristesse. An issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. It's the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.
- A guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. He immediately gets Post Nut Syndrome. He wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.
- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.
- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.
Post Nut Syndrome by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011
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